Jurassic Park: Geek Style (Ultra Compressed Version)

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John Hammond

 I made some dinosaurs. Come see.

All

 Wow! That’s amazing!

Dennis Nedry

I’m mean and stupid. Hoo ha ha.

(The dinosaurs ESCAPE, and they eat all the BAD people. The GOOD people ESCAPE, but it is CLOSE.)  

Dr. Alan Grant

Dr. Ellie Sattler, those close calls made us fall in love. Let’s kiss.

Dr. Ellie Sattler

Nice try, but you’re thinking of our alter egos in that movie.

(The crew escape somehow and fly in the chopper.) 

THE END
 

 

This post was first published on March 9, 2012.

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Karthikeyan KC

Aeronautical engineer, dev, science fiction author, gamer, and an explorer. I am the creator of Geekswipe. I love writing about physics, aerospace, astronomy, and python. I created Swyde. Currently working on Arclind Mindspace.

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