Jurassic Park: Geek Style (Ultra Compressed Version)
I made some dinosaurs. Come see.
Wow! That’s amazing!
I’m mean and stupid. Hoo ha ha.
(The dinosaurs ESCAPE, and they eat all the BAD people. The GOOD people ESCAPE, but it is CLOSE.)
Dr. Ellie Sattler, those close calls made us fall in love. Let’s kiss.
Nice try, but you’re thinking of our alter egos in that movie.
(The crew escape somehow and fly in the chopper.)
First published Mar 9, 2012.
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